Pacific Lure
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One hot summer day, two female teens were coming out of their
apartment on their way to get some ice cream. They saw their
neighbor's old grandma sitting outside on the apartment complex
steps with her skirt lifted up and legs wide open. The old woman
had no underwear on and was eating some watermelon. Flies were
buzzing madly around the old lady's legs.
One teen asked, "does sitting with your legs open and no underwear
on really help you to cool off in this heat?" The old lady shrugged her
shoulders as she bit into her watermelon and replied, "I don't really
know if it does, but it sure keeps the flies away from my watermelon".
A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all
live in a little mole hole.
One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole,
sniffs the air and says,"Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs
the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"
The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole
to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles
are in the way so he says, "Geez, all I can smell
is.....molasses!
apartment on their way to get some ice cream. They saw their
neighbor's old grandma sitting outside on the apartment complex
steps with her skirt lifted up and legs wide open. The old woman
had no underwear on and was eating some watermelon. Flies were
buzzing madly around the old lady's legs.
One teen asked, "does sitting with your legs open and no underwear
on really help you to cool off in this heat?" The old lady shrugged her
shoulders as she bit into her watermelon and replied, "I don't really
know if it does, but it sure keeps the flies away from my watermelon".
A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all
live in a little mole hole.
One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole,
sniffs the air and says,"Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs
the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"
The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole
to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles
are in the way so he says, "Geez, all I can smell
is.....molasses!
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