HOSPITAL EPISODE




 
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Boots
 
June 17th, 2005  
LIPS
 
 

Topic: HOSPITAL EPISODE


HOSPITAL EPISODE:
A male patient is lying in bed in the**hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a four hour operation.

A young nurse appears to sponge**his hands and feet.
"Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask,**"Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the**young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to
wash your hands and feet." He struggles again to ask,*"Nurse, Are my
testicles black?" Finally, she pulls back**the covers, raises his gown,
holds his privates**and jiggles them around a bit, takes a close look and says,
"There's nothing wrong with them!"

The man pulls off**his oxygen mask and says very slowly, "That was very nice
but listen very, very closely -- are...**my... test...results...back?
June 17th, 2005  
Charge 7
 
 
Now that's a good joke!
June 17th, 2005  
fronzz
 
 
LMAO! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LMAO!!!!
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Boots
June 17th, 2005  
behemoth79
 
 
*stamp of approval* i likeeee
October 12th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
October 12th, 2006  
Team Infidel
 
 
That's a good one.
October 12th, 2006  
Sevens
 
 
Lol....
October 13th, 2006  
Navy Boy
 
 

Foclmao!!!!
October 13th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
...sweet jebus...