rotc boy
Active member
Sample Hospital Bill
Below is an itemized statement of your hospital bill. This
does not include physician, radiology, or housekeeping
services (we dry mopped your room once). If you have
a known heart condition, please read this in the presence
of your cardiologist; if you don't, you will after you see this
bill (be sure to come to our Emergency Room).
ITEM
Room and Board COST
$725.00
EXPLANATION OF SERVICES
This isn't Motel 6 you know... and yes we know you only
stayed 25 hours. We kept you here an extra hour so we could
bill another day.
Kidney Dialysis $965.00 So you didn't have dialysis... the
machine sat outside of your room for an entire day. These
machines aren't cheap.
IV Fluids $325.00 We know you didn't have an IV, but the
nurse accidentally placed the sticker on your charge card. You
can overlook it just once can't you!
Tylenol $45.00 Yes $45.00 for one pill... We have to pay
for our advertising somehow!
Nursing Services $1,250.00 So they never answered your
call bell once. We still have to pay them.
Respiratory Therapy $325.00 The therapist sat at the nursing
station that night and joked about your surgery for 3 hours. We
have to pay them too.
Below is an itemized statement of your hospital bill. This
does not include physician, radiology, or housekeeping
services (we dry mopped your room once). If you have
a known heart condition, please read this in the presence
of your cardiologist; if you don't, you will after you see this
bill (be sure to come to our Emergency Room).
ITEM
Room and Board COST
$725.00
EXPLANATION OF SERVICES
This isn't Motel 6 you know... and yes we know you only
stayed 25 hours. We kept you here an extra hour so we could
bill another day.
Kidney Dialysis $965.00 So you didn't have dialysis... the
machine sat outside of your room for an entire day. These
machines aren't cheap.
IV Fluids $325.00 We know you didn't have an IV, but the
nurse accidentally placed the sticker on your charge card. You
can overlook it just once can't you!
Tylenol $45.00 Yes $45.00 for one pill... We have to pay
for our advertising somehow!
Nursing Services $1,250.00 So they never answered your
call bell once. We still have to pay them.
Respiratory Therapy $325.00 The therapist sat at the nursing
station that night and joked about your surgery for 3 hours. We
have to pay them too.
