The Hormone Hostage

The Hormone Hostage
May 12th, 2007  

Topic: The Hormone Hostage

The Hormone Hostage
The Hormone Hostage
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some wine.

Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some wine.

What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my paycheck Here, have some wine.

Should you be eating that? You know, there are a lot of apples left. Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? Here, have some wine.

What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in that robe! Here, have some more wine.

13 Things PMS Stands For :

1 Pass My Shotgun

2 Psychotic Mood Shift

3 Perpetual Munching Spree

4 Puffy Mid-Section

5 People Make me Sick

6 Provide Me with Sweets

7 Pardon My Sobbing

8 Pimples May Surface

9 Pass My Sweat pants

10Pissy Mood Syndrome

11Plainly; Men Suck

12Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one!

13. Potential Murder Suspect

Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! ...Or men who need a warning.

And remember: Money talks .... but Wine SINGS!!!
May 12th, 2007  
Team Infidel

May 13th, 2007  
obviously wine is the solution to everything huh? lmbo...and my fav of the other is the "Pass My Shotgun" LOL
The Hormone Hostage

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