Hooked on Ebonics....Tequila

Hooked on Ebonics....Tequila
June 1st, 2007  
Pacific Lure

Topic: Hooked on Ebonics....Tequila

Hooked on Ebonics....Tequila
Leroy is a 20-year-old 9th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence:

1. Foreclose - If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money foreclose.

2. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my ol' lady rectum both.

3. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs and the hotel everybody.

4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to da big house.

5. ***** - I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said *****.

6. Israel - Alsonso tried to sell me a Rolex. I said, man dat looks fake. He said bulls**t, dat watch Israel.

7. Catacomb - Don King was at the fight the other night, man somebody oughta give dat catacomb.

8. Undermine - There is a fine looking hoe living in da apartment undermine.

9. Acoustic - When I was liddle, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to da pool hall.

10. Iraq - When we go to da pool hall, I tol my uncle Iraq, you break.

11. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her do you plan on stain for dinner?

12. Seldom - My cousin gave me two tickets to the Nicks game, so I seldom.

13. Honor - At the rape trial, the Judge axed my buddy, who be honor first?

14. Odyssey - I tol my brother, you odyssey the tits on this hoe.

15. Axe - The policeman wanted to axe me some questions.

16. Tripoli - I was gonna buy my ol'lady a bra for her birthday, but I couldn't find a tripoli.

17. Fortify - I axed the hoe how much? She said fortify.

18. Income - I just got in bed with da hoe and income my wife.

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Tequila: Leave Shyness Behind.
June 1st, 2007  
Team Infidel