Honey, Can I Borrow a Few Bucks?

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OUR AIR FORCE UNIT was holding a fund-raising auction in which squadron members bid for the right to toss a pie in the face of their favorite officer or NCO. A chief master sergeant from another unit was persuaded to put himself on the block. As the auctioneer was about to sell the sergeant's pie to a unit member for 40 dollars, a voice rang out from the back, "Sixty dollars!" It was the sergeant's wife, who worked on the base. The auctioneer gleefully awarded her the pie, whereupon she took aim and scored a direct hit. As the sergeant stood there, pie dripping from his face, he asked with playful sarcasm, "Anything else I can do for you while I'm here?"

"Yes," she replied. "I need to borrow 60 dollars."

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Ssgt. P.A. Palmisano

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
 
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