The Homeless Man




 
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Boots
 
March 6th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: The Homeless Man


A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money.
Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex."


March 6th, 2006  
armlesscadet
 
 
lol the worst part was giving up the golf
March 7th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
Pretty good.
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Boots
March 7th, 2006  
Navy Boy
 
 
That is so true lol.
March 8th, 2006  
deerslayer
 
 
Shame that he had to give up the fishing... the heck with the golf, the desire to misuse a club is downright impossible to ignore.

Think of it as a painting entitled "Assault, with Intent to Commit Murder- Golf Ball"
October 29th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
not bad....
October 29th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
hahaha..funny
October 30th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Pretty funny.
May 28th, 2010  
Korean Seaboy
 
 
I've quit golf after getting bit by one ball that I hit myself, and look at me now!!!!!
Holed up in an urban city where the infamous ajummas (middle-aged ladies) that have no manners throw purses to secure a seat in the sub and looks at me with a dirty look (that actually happened once)