Home Remedies - Not Recommended




 
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Home Remedies - Not Recommended
 
November 8th, 2010  
Robert
 
 

Topic: Home Remedies - Not Recommended


Home Remedies - Not Recommended
1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. HEY PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.

2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT - USE THE SINK.

4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
November 8th, 2010  
Chukpike
 
Nice! I will try and remember these, especially the one about having someone else hold the vegetables.
November 8th, 2010  
Yin717
 
 
Brilliant. I like it. Finally, no more arguments with women and the toilet seat.
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Home Remedies - Not Recommended
November 10th, 2010  
Wolf
 
 
Words to live by.
November 22nd, 2010  
Team Infidel
 
 
January 15th, 2011  
Korean Seaboy
 
 
Appliable to real-life (approved)
Safety and health regulations (approved)

Report on first day: 13969 killed, critically injured, 26542 slightly injured
January 16th, 2011  
viper2007
 
 
HA HA Ha Ha! Thats cool......
January 17th, 2011  
Mr.Brown
 
the toilet seat one might get me kicked out lol
 


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