Home Depot




 
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Home Depot
 
June 17th, 2011  
jillyz12
 
 

Topic: Home Depot


Home Depot
Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing. He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge. Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet.

When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that faucet?"

The manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is $500.00."

Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that's an expensive faucet -- certainly out of my price range." She then proceeded to describe the hinge that
Charlie had sent her to buy. The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one.

From the storeroom the manager yelled, "Ma'am, you wanna screw for the hinge?"

Mary shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucet."
June 17th, 2011  
fredleander
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by jillyz12
Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing. He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge. Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet.

When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that faucet?"

The manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is $500.00."

Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that's an expensive faucet -- certainly out of my price range." She then proceeded to describe the hinge that
Charlie had sent her to buy. The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one.

From the storeroom the manager yelled, "Ma'am, you wanna screw for the hinge?"

Mary shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucet."
Hilarious.......
June 17th, 2011  
viper2007
 
 
Thats a good one!
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Home Depot
June 21st, 2011  
Team Infidel
 
 
 


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