Hole Healers........Dog Talk

Pacific Lure

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Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and throat doctor to get well.

There are ear doctors, nose doctors, throat doctors, gynecologists, proctologists etc. Any place you got a hole, there's a guy who specializes in your hole. They make an entire career out of that hole.

And if the ear doctor, nose doctor, throat doctor, gynecologist, or proctologist can't help you, he sends you to a surgeon. Why? So he can make a new hole!

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a drink when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, ''Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me.''

So the Doberman says, ''I love liver and cheese.''
The Collie says, ''That's not good enough.''

The Bulldog says, ''I hate liver and cheese.''
She says, ''That's not creative.''

Finally, with his Mexican accent, the Chihuahua says, ''Liver alone......cheese mine.''
 
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