HIS and HERS roadtrip

HIS and HERS roadtrip
May 8th, 2007  
Pacific Lure

Topic: HIS and HERS roadtrip

HIS and HERS roadtrip
Pulls off at wrong exit.
opens window
asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer
Arrives at destination presently.

Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the correct one.

Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's right.

Drives an extra 5 miles just in case.

Finally rolls down window just to get fresh air

Pulls up to a 7 -11

Gets three hot-dogs, a large slurpee, and beef jerky

Asks person behind counter how to get back onto the highway.

Gets back into car.

Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-11.

Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because guy from 7-11 said it was.

Almost hits a deer

Curses the night

Curses you

Curses the large slurpee

Drives and fiddles with radio.

Yells at you for suggesting the map again

Admits he didn't want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister's anyway.

He hates your sister.

Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel

He had to look up pernicious.

Couldn't find a dictionary.

Finally found a dictionary

Couldn't spell pernicious.

Seethes at the memory of it all

But she is laughing inside...

And of course you're still lost

Bumper Stickers
May 8th, 2007  
Team Infidel
my new one... bought a GPS....
March 12th, 2009  
HIS and HERS roadtrip
May 8th, 2009  
Hahahahhahahahaa!!!! damn.
May 8th, 2009  
A Can of Man
Bull sh*t I'm never lost!!!
May 8th, 2009  
Originally Posted by the_13th_redneck
Bull sh*t I'm never lost!!!

Sure..........I believe ya....
May 8th, 2009