Hillbilly Duck Hunter




 
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Boots
 
July 26th, 2005  
DTop
 
 

Topic: Hillbilly Duck Hunter


A hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks.

He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like hillbillies.

The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid Oklahoma hunting license.

The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck ain't from Oklahoma. This is a Kansas duck. You got a Kansas huntin' license, boy?"

The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kansas hunting license.

The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain't no Kansas duck. This duck's from Arkansas.

You got a Arkansas license?"

The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Arkansas hunting licence.

The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't no Arkansas duck.

This here duck's from South Carolina.

You got a South Carolina huntin' license?" Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a South Carolina hunting license.

The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly "Just where the hell are you from?"

The hillbilly turned around, dropped his pants, bent over and said, "You tell me. You're the expert."
July 27th, 2005  
implicature
 
 
That's awesome!!!
September 2nd, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 
That'll show him!
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Boots
September 2nd, 2005  
xander
 
 
Awesome show him lol
September 4th, 2005  
LIPS
 
 
May 23rd, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's great
January 24th, 2010  
claylc
 
 
Bumpety bump

Lonnie Courtney Clay
January 24th, 2010  
A Can of Man
 
 
hehehe funny.
January 24th, 2010  
viper2007
 
 
Now, that's telling them!

Good one...
January 8th, 2011  
claylc
 
 
Bumpety Bump...

Lonnie Courtney Clay