Hey sergeant, what happens if my parachute doesn't deploy?




 
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Boots
 
January 18th, 2004  
Pogue
 

Topic: Hey sergeant, what happens if my parachute doesn't deploy?


Bring it back, and I'll give you another one
January 14th, 2005  
USAFAUX2004
 
 
lol, thats a funny one
January 14th, 2005  
Redleg
 
 
Hey sergeant, what happens if my parachute doesn't deploy?

Sergeant: "Then you'll be the first one down!"..


Here's some more airborne/skydiving jokes:
http://www.military-quotes.com/forum...opic.php?t=600
http://www.military-quotes.com/forum...opic.php?t=662

Enjoy..
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Boots
January 16th, 2005  
Charge 7
 
 
That's the reserve chute of course, Redleg.

"If that chute don't open wide...

...I got another one by my side"

"If that chute don't open round...

...I'll be the first one on the ground"

AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY!!!
January 16th, 2005  
ladyhawk
 
For someone who wants to try
Skydiving sometime THESE
are scarey thoughts

BUT These aren't going to stop me
still gonna do it sometime :P

LadyHawk
January 16th, 2005  
USAFAUX2004
 
 
thats the spirit! you go girl. lol. joking. my uncle was in the "DESANTNIKI" AKA soviet Airborne more than 250 jumps!
January 18th, 2005  
Darcia
 
Poor poor peple...
January 19th, 2005  
bwoody
 
This one goes right along with it

For sale: One Army parachute. Used once, never opened


Either that or

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
January 27th, 2005  
worik_brown
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Charge_7
That's the reserve chute of course, Redleg.

"If that chute don't open wide...

...I got another one by my side"

"If that chute don't open round...

...I'll be the first one on the ground"

AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY!!!
Here is the rest of it: And if that one should fail me too
Here is all that I should do
Roll over get up and run off the DZ
Cause never in HELL will ya' bury me
February 8th, 2005  
pimp_squeak
 
FOR SALE:

used parachute, slight stain
used once, never opened