hey i am ashley

I like how every time a new member of the forum is a lady, everyone jumps in!

Not really, the more people jump in, the slimmer my chances become :/
 
Glad to be of service! :angel: :D ;)

Desperation is a stinky fragerence!

Aw who am I kidding, some of the fine ladies I have had run ins with have had to take the pictures of their children off their bedstands before I revealed my angel like qualities.:angel:

All thanks to Capt. Frogman, taught me everything I know!
 
Behave CF, you're old enough to be the young lady's er big brother, be careful not to get too excited, I don't want you getting your surgical truss twisted, you know it plays havoc with your dangly man bits! :D
 
Behave CF, you're old enough to be the young lady's er big brother, be careful not to get too excited, I don't want you getting your surgical truss twisted, you know it plays havoc with your dangly man bits! :D

I shall be carrying his spirit with me to Spring Break Next year!
 
I like how every time a new member of the forum is a lady, everyone jumps in!

Not really, the more people jump in, the slimmer my chances become :/

Not to worry, my dear friend...

Put on a skirt, a short one, and you will be the centre of attraction...!
 
Behave CF, you're old enough to be the young lady's er big brother, be careful not to get too excited, I don't want you getting your surgical truss twisted, you know it plays havoc with your dangly man bits! :D

That man, behave...? that'll be the day...:shock:
 
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