heres a good one.




 
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Boots
 
June 21st, 2005  
behemoth79
 
 

Topic: heres a good one.


My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get
married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon was to be married, and she had feelings and
desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me. "I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and
stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
June 22nd, 2005  
LIBERTY
 
 
hahaha thats pretty da*n good.
June 22nd, 2005  
ghost457
 
 
lol, is that true? haha, thats hilarious, i wonder if she actually wouldve gone thru with it......
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June 22nd, 2005  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
OMG I don't know whether to laugh or to plot against my fiance to see if he'd do the same. lol
June 22nd, 2005  
Joe252
 
now thats funny...guess i better move mine into my truck instead of my wallet asap
June 22nd, 2005  
behemoth79
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ghost457
lol, is that true? haha, thats hilarious, i wonder if she actually wouldve gone thru with it......
no thats not true. i would never cheat on my gf... ever. it doesnt get better than perfect.
December 30th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
December 31st, 2006  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's good
December 31st, 2006  
Sevens
 
 
Lol.....
December 31st, 2006  
MilidarUSMC
 
 
lol thats great