Here's a couple for ya

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Pogue

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So there's a platoon in formation, and the platoon sergeant's talking to them. So he goes "All right, all you idiots, fall out!"
So every soldier in that platoon except 1 falls out, leaving that one private standing at attention
Well the sergeant walks over to the soldier and looks at him dead in the eyes. The Private looks at him and goes
"Man, that was a lot of idiots, huh sergeant?"

here's another

So a Captain's walking by, and he needs change for a soda machine. So he walks up to a Private and he goes "Hey there private, got change for a dollar?"
So the Private says "Sure buddy."
Well the Captain goes "Soldier, that is NO way to talk to an officer! Now, let's try this again. Do you have change for a dollar?"
The Private snaps to attention, and says "No sir!"

:lol:
 
Hey!
Have you used the copy/paste function on my site??? :lol:
(I think both of them are already there...)

Bu thanks anyway. 8)
 
I found a great joke. The more I think about it the more I laugh.

Annabella greeted her young hero, Private McManus, with a look of surprise. "Gracious, where did you get that terrific shiner?" she exclaimed.
"Aw," explained McManus, "I was just saluting that West Point Lieutenant of ours this morning when my nose started itching and I scratched it with my thumb."
 
Redleg said:
Hey!
Have you used the copy/paste function on my site??? :lol:
(I think both of them are already there...)

Bu thanks anyway. 8)
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hahaha oops, my buddy told them to me the other day
 
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