Here's a couple for ya




 
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Boots
 
January 13th, 2004  
Pogue
 

Topic: Here's a couple for ya


So there's a platoon in formation, and the platoon sergeant's talking to them. So he goes "All right, all you idiots, fall out!"
So every soldier in that platoon except 1 falls out, leaving that one private standing at attention
Well the sergeant walks over to the soldier and looks at him dead in the eyes. The Private looks at him and goes
"Man, that was a lot of idiots, huh sergeant?"

here's another

So a Captain's walking by, and he needs change for a soda machine. So he walks up to a Private and he goes "Hey there private, got change for a dollar?"
So the Private says "Sure buddy."
Well the Captain goes "Soldier, that is NO way to talk to an officer! Now, let's try this again. Do you have change for a dollar?"
The Private snaps to attention, and says "No sir!"

January 14th, 2004  
Redleg
 
 
Hey!
Have you used the copy/paste function on my site???
(I think both of them are already there...)

Bu thanks anyway. 8)
January 15th, 2004  
FutureRANGER
 
 
I found a great joke. The more I think about it the more I laugh.

Annabella greeted her young hero, Private McManus, with a look of surprise. "Gracious, where did you get that terrific shiner?" she exclaimed.
"Aw," explained McManus, "I was just saluting that West Point Lieutenant of ours this morning when my nose started itching and I scratched it with my thumb."
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Boots
January 15th, 2004  
Pogue
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Redleg
Hey!
Have you used the copy/paste function on my site???
(I think both of them are already there...)

Bu thanks anyway. 8)
hahaha oops, my buddy told them to me the other day
February 26th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
i have seen those before.. funny
February 27th, 2007  
Fox
 
 
Second one is the best. lol