Here's another for you all to laugh about!




 
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Boots
 
September 20th, 2012  
hawky94
 
 

Topic: Here's another for you all to laugh about!


My wife just said "I'm leaving you because you never give me any space."

"Ok", I replied. "I'll come with you."
November 1st, 2012  
hawky94
 
 
I walked up to a girl in a bar and said, "You look like somebody who has a boring sex life. My mission tonight is to get you drunk, take you back to my house and give you the best shag ever."

She said, "My boyfriend is right behind you."

"Good, I'm glad I've got his support."
November 1st, 2012  
viper2007
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by hawky94
My wife just said "I'm leaving you because you never give me any space."

"Ok", I replied. "I'll come with you."
Hawky, you are on a roll.... don't stop...
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Boots
November 1st, 2012  
hawky94
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by viper2007
Hawky, you are on a roll.... don't stop...
And that, is what she said!
November 2nd, 2012  
hawky94
 
 
Except that she didn't use "Hawky." Because I'm not a masochist who likes to use powerful nicknames. "Hawky" just isn't a powerful enough nickname... I'll have a think on that. Anyway, in keeping with my "rolling start"...

I walked into the boss's office and handed him a pear. He asked, "What's this for?"

"A pay rise. My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."
November 2nd, 2012  
Capt Frogman
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by hawky94
Except that she didn't use "Hawky." Because I'm not a masochist who likes to use powerful nicknames. "Hawky" just isn't a powerful enough nickname... I'll have a think on that. Anyway, in keeping with my "rolling start"...
You can't use Capt Frogman either, despite how successful it is!
November 2nd, 2012  
hawky94
 
 
Ah I see! I'll have to think of something a bit more... creative.

The wife is walking out on me because of my obsession with Call of Duty.

It's okay though, she won't get far. I put a claymore by the door.
November 2nd, 2012  
Capt Frogman
 
 
You remind me of a young me Hawky, and I can assure you that's a good thing!
November 2nd, 2012  
hawky94
 
 
To all of those with siblings:

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we were as kids.

But I laugh more.
November 2nd, 2012  
viper2007
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by hawky94
Ah I see! I'll have to think of something a bit more... creative.

The wife is walking out on me because of my obsession with Call of Duty.

It's okay though, she won't get far. I put a claymore by the door.

Why don't you just use "Hawk"?

Thats cool enough, for me...
 


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