Here's another for you all to laugh about!

hawky94

The Brit Pack (probationer)
My wife just said "I'm leaving you because you never give me any space."

"Ok", I replied. "I'll come with you."
 
I walked up to a girl in a bar and said, "You look like somebody who has a boring sex life. My mission tonight is to get you drunk, take you back to my house and give you the best shag ever."

She said, "My boyfriend is right behind you."

"Good, I'm glad I've got his support."
 
Except that she didn't use "Hawky." Because I'm not a masochist who likes to use powerful nicknames. "Hawky" just isn't a powerful enough nickname... I'll have a think on that. Anyway, in keeping with my "rolling start"... :D

I walked into the boss's office and handed him a pear. He asked, "What's this for?"

"A pay rise. My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."
 
Except that she didn't use "Hawky." Because I'm not a masochist who likes to use powerful nicknames. "Hawky" just isn't a powerful enough nickname... I'll have a think on that. Anyway, in keeping with my "rolling start"... :D

You can't use Capt Frogman either, despite how successful it is! ;) :D
 
Ah I see! I'll have to think of something a bit more... creative.

The wife is walking out on me because of my obsession with Call of Duty.

It's okay though, she won't get far. I put a claymore by the door. :D
 
To all of those with siblings:

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we were as kids.

But I laugh more. :D
 
Ah I see! I'll have to think of something a bit more... creative.

The wife is walking out on me because of my obsession with Call of Duty.

It's okay though, she won't get far. I put a claymore by the door. :D


Why don't you just use "Hawk"?

Thats cool enough, for me...:pirate2:
 
Then you should consider yourself a most fortunate man indeed, Sir!

I mean, what are you going to do with a "superhero" that goes... Ribbit! Ribbit!.. How cool is that...?:whip:

He's dying to meet me! :D

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After finishing 10 pints I was dangerously weaving in the middle of the road.

I thought, "It'd probably be safer to make this cane chair at home."

Teehee!! :D
 
Heres one for you, Hawky...

911 Dispatch- 911 emergency. Can I help you?

Caller- Yes, I want to report that 2 girls are fighting over me...

911 Dispatch- Ok... but what is the problem?

Caller- Yes, there is a problem... the ugly girl is winning...
 
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