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Here's another for you all to laugh about!
 
March 29th, 2013  
Capt Frogman
 
 
Here's another for you all to laugh about!
Men rape girl, 14 on bus in Glasgow.

Sounds like after a freezing cold winter they are getting ready for an Indian Summer.
March 29th, 2013  
Capt Frogman
 
 
My missus said she was thinking about getting a discreet tattoo done.

I said to her "You should shave off your pubes and replace them with a tattoo of a plate of sausage, egg and beans and a mug of tea"

"Why would i want a tattoo like that?" she asked.

I replied "Well, it might compliment the fact that your c*nt lips look like a pound of undercooked bacon rashers."
March 29th, 2013  
Capt Frogman
 
 
Went to the bathroom this morning & noticed the biggest s**t i've ever seen lodged in the toilet.

"Did you leave that there?". I shouted to the wife.

"Yes. It wouldn't flush" she shouted back.

"And you wont do ****?" i asked.
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Here's another for you all to laugh about!
March 29th, 2013  
Capt Frogman
 
 
It's been a bad week for people with beard and glasses. First Rolf Harris arrested. Then Richard Griffiths died.

Got my fingers crossed for the wife's mother.
March 29th, 2013  
Capt Frogman
 
 
Despite my arguments to the contrary, my wife reckons her driving is getting better.

"I managed to get the car into the garage without your help today," she said.

"I know," I replied, "But you're supposed to open the f**king door first!"
March 29th, 2013  
Capt Frogman
 
 
Rolf Harris arrested in the savile investigation?

I doubt it's the first time he's regretted doing Two Little Boys.
March 29th, 2013  
Capt Frogman
 
 
My wife hates it when I say, "You're just like your mother!"

Actually, she hates it when I say anything during sex.
 


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