Having a Bad Day????




 
--
Having a Bad Day????
 
March 20th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 

Topic: Having a Bad Day????


Having a Bad Day????
Having a Bad Day????


The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.

A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them
both.



Still think you are having a Bad Day????

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.


STILL think you're having Bad Day????

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on; Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.





Still think you are having a Bad Day????

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke
loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.


The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.




What?? STILL having a Bad Day????




Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.


There now, feeling better????
March 20th, 2007  
bulldogg
 
 
I'm liking that last one for sure.
March 20th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Well I certainly feel much better now. LOL
--
Having a Bad Day????
March 21st, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 

Quote:
Originally Posted by bulldogg
I'm liking that last one for sure.
Me too!!!
March 21st, 2007  
AFSteliga
 
 
Ahh...made my day so much better.
March 22nd, 2007  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Hahahaha...Man...I tell ya, it could ALWAYS be worse.
March 24th, 2007  
sunshine
 
 
wow that was great sir
March 24th, 2007  
Fox
 
 
Okay, I feel much better. lol
 


Similar Topics
One bad day for the pharmacist!
Column: Manning pulls one out on bad day
Another Bad Day To Be Howard Dean
Bad day at work
A Really Bad Day