Have you always wanted a Nuke?

[Obvious]

http://www.avantnews.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=256

Well now you can!!!! thanks to lockheed martin in future and the second amendment.

 

[5.56X45mm]

It's all ani't gun liberal propoganda.

Nothing more, nothing less.

 

[Missileer]

It's just plain old fashioned stupidity is what it is.

 

[PJ24]

http://www.avantnews.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=256

Well now you can!!!! thanks to lockheed martin in future and the second amendment.

Um, this should be moved to the "Joke" section. Seriously, it actually IS satire. "Avantnews" is sort of like "The Onion."

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[sunb!]

Oh no, I always wanted a nuclear stockpile in my backyard :roll:

 

[Italian Guy]

Speechless.

 

[AFSteliga]

Interesting.

 

[major liability]

I sure have! Now I can take over the neighborhood!

 

[Redleg]

Moved to the appropriate forum..

 

[rotc boy]

oh boy, hunting dears will be incredibly easy now

 

[sven hassell]

Do you think they do a custom job with a nickel plated finish?

 

[gigabrain]

i wouldnt mind a nuke. i could threaten my teachers if they dont give me an A!!!!!

 

[PJ24]

Do you think they do a custom job with a nickel plated finish?

Sure! Just contact "Pimp My Nuclear Warhead," it's airing on the Military channel next month.

 

[AJChenMPH]

^^^ - I've even seen the commercials for that show. :lol:

 

[Fox]

:roll: BS.

 

[tomtom22]

It's just plain old fashioned stupidity is what it is.

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[Gator]

Agreed!
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True Colonel, but word on the street, out of some circles is places like Iran can simply whip up a Nuke, as if they were baking a cake or something, when Nukes are very hard to make.... well make, and make so they work right... oh, and not work until one would want them to work... and they are very hard to maintain.

 

[Team Infidel]

Priceless