Haunting??!!!




 
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Haunting??!!!
 
March 3rd, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: Haunting??!!!


Haunting??!!!
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.

The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 68.

His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.

Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid That he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?"

The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down......."

My kinda woman.

March 3rd, 2006  
armlesscadet
 
 
lol smart
March 4th, 2006  
DolphinDancer
 
 
Good one.

She's one clever girl.
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Haunting??!!!
March 4th, 2006  
Fox
 
 
Ohhh...good one. haha.
March 7th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
Good call
March 7th, 2006  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
Yeah buddy!
March 7th, 2006  
Navy Boy
 
 
LOL!
He will dig his way to China lol.
October 17th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
hahaha...good thinking....lol
October 17th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Very nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 18th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
very good........