Adam Sandler's "Hanukkah Song"

When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me
David Lee Roth lights the menorah
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah

Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli
Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli
Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too
Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew

You don't need "Deck The Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"
'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr.Spock-both
Jewish

Put on your yarmulke
It's time for Chanuka
The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs
Celebrates Chanukah

O.J. Simpson.. not a Jew
But guess who is, Hall of famer , Rod Carew-he converted
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish, not too shabby

Some people think that Ebenezer
Scrooge is
Well he's not, but guess who is
All three Stooges
So many Jews are in showbiz
Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is

Tell your friend Veronica
It's time to celebrate Chanuka
I hope I get a harmonicah
Oh this lovely, lovely Chanukah

So drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your mrijuanikah
If you really, really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy,
happy Hanukkah
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Thanks Sara!
That's hysterical!!!!

I loved the original version of the song as it was topical however I think his later versions were a little obscure for non-Americans to follow.