Gynecologist's assistant

April 16th, 2010  

Topic: Gynecologist's assistant

A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.

The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.
The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings , MT. That's about 550 miles from here.."

"Good grief, is that where the job is?"

"No sir. That's where the end of the line is right now."
April 19th, 2010  
I'd like to to join the queue, too!!
April 19th, 2010  
May 3rd, 2010  
Team Infidel