Balkan-MiG
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During Desert Storm, the US and other coalition forces were extremely bored. The weather was too hot, all this dust flying around and the poorly trained Iraqi soldiers werent much fun.
Luckily, a sergeant managed to find Saddam Husseins PERSONAL tv channel. The soldiers got all excited, surely Saddam would have all kinds of movies and 'Naughty' stuff on his personal channel?
The sergeant gave them the channels timetable for the day, and the Marines were pretty upset:
MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld
8:30 Mad About Everything
9:00 Suddenly Sanctions
9:30 Allah McBeal
8:00 Wheel of Fortune and Terror
8:30 The Price is Right if Saddam Says it 's Right
9:00 Children are Forbidden to Say The Darndest Things
9:30 Iraq 's Funniest Public Execution Bloopers
8:00 Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer
8:30 Diagnosis: Heresy
9:00 Just Shoot Me
9:30 Veilwatch
8:00 Mahatma Loves Chachi
8:30 M*U*S*T*A*S*H
9:00 Veronica 's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses
9:30 My Two Baghdads
8:00 Judge Saddam
8:30 Captured Iranian Soldiers Say The Darndest Things
9:00 Achmed 's Creek
9:30 No-witness News
Luckily, a sergeant managed to find Saddam Husseins PERSONAL tv channel. The soldiers got all excited, surely Saddam would have all kinds of movies and 'Naughty' stuff on his personal channel?
The sergeant gave them the channels timetable for the day, and the Marines were pretty upset:
MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld
8:30 Mad About Everything
9:00 Suddenly Sanctions
9:30 Allah McBeal
8:00 Wheel of Fortune and Terror
8:30 The Price is Right if Saddam Says it 's Right
9:00 Children are Forbidden to Say The Darndest Things
9:30 Iraq 's Funniest Public Execution Bloopers
8:00 Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer
8:30 Diagnosis: Heresy
9:00 Just Shoot Me
9:30 Veilwatch
8:00 Mahatma Loves Chachi
8:30 M*U*S*T*A*S*H
9:00 Veronica 's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses
9:30 My Two Baghdads
8:00 Judge Saddam
8:30 Captured Iranian Soldiers Say The Darndest Things
9:00 Achmed 's Creek
9:30 No-witness News
