Groaner

[tomtom22]

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they​

got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the

groom broom.​

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.​

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"​

"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.​

Are you ready for this?​

Brace yourself.​

This is really going to hurt!
​

"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"​

Oh for goodness sake... laugh, or at least groan. ​

Life's too short not to enjoy........ even these silly

little cute..... and clean jokes.​

Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping" around!​

:shock:
​

 

[JulesLee]

:s i thought it was kinda lame.

 

[CDT.Ensign]

ehh it was ok unless you werent paying attention or else it went
--->---->--->--->--->:wink:
right over your head lol

 

[fronzz]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bulldogg]

DOH!!! Ok, that's it, bartender, no more for this man, he's had enough.

 

[Missileer]

"Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they

got to know each other so well, they decided to get married."

Sooo, he swept her off her feet?

 

[AJChenMPH]

***grooooooooan!***

 

[Team Infidel]

***grooooooooan!***

exactly.........

 

[Sevens]

***grooooooooan!***

Amen, AJ!

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

haha.......