Greek Mother




 
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October 20th, 2005  
xander
 
 

Topic: Greek Mother


Hope this never happens to my sis

Phone rings. GREEK MOTHER picks up the phone and answers:

Greek Mother: Hello?
Daughter: Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?

Greek Mother: You're going out?
Daughter: Yes.

Greek Mother: With whom?
Daughter: With a friend.

Greek Mother: I don't know why you left your husband. He is such a good man.
Daughter: I didn't leave him. He left me!

Greek Mother: You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies and nobodies.
Daughter: I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring over the kids?

Greek Mother: I never left you to go out with anybody except your father.
Daughter: There are lots of things that you did and I don't.

Greek Mother: What are you hinting at?
Daughter: Nothing. I just want to know if I can bring the kids over tonight.

Greek Mother: You're going to stay the night with him? What will your husband say if he finds out?
Daughter: My EX husband. I don't think he would be bothered. From the day he left me, he probably never slept alone!

Greek Mother: So you're going to sleep over at this loser's place?
Daughter: He's not a loser.

Greek Mother: A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children is a loser and a parasite.
Daughter: I don't want to argue. Should I bring over the kids or not?

Greek Mother: Poor children with such a mother.
Daughter: Such a what?

Greek Mother: With no stability. No wonder your husband left you.
Daughter: ENOUGH !!!

Greek Mother: Don't scream at me. You probably scream at this loser too!
Daughter: Now you're worried about the loser?

Greek Mother: Ah, so you see he's a loser. I spotted him immediately.
Daughter: Goodbye mother.

Greek Mother: Wait! Don't hang up! When are you bringing them over?
Daughter: I'm not bringing them over! I'm not going out!

Greek Mother: If you never go out, how do you expect to meet anyone?
October 20th, 2005  
FutureDevilDog
 
 
September 29th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
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September 30th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Impossible...Thats not just Greek mothers...Thats ALL mothers.
September 30th, 2006  
Sevens
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by C/1Lt Henderson
Impossible...Thats not just Greek mothers...Thats ALL mothers.
Amen! LOL Still funny, though.
September 30th, 2006  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's funny
October 2nd, 2006  
MilidarUSMC
 
 
agreed all mothers, my mother ask's me who im hanging out with as if she would know them from 3k miles away, im still trying to figure that one out
October 10th, 2006  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
OMG its my mother! She's not greek but maybe she should be.
June 5th, 2007  
Pacific Lure
 
 

Topic: Great laugh, xander!!!


Many mothers are like this though..................
June 8th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
oh wow! thats horrible lol