The Grandmother of all Blonde Jokes




 
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The Grandmother of all Blonde Jokes
 
January 14th, 2011  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: The Grandmother of all Blonde Jokes


The Grandmother of all Blonde Jokes
The Grandmother of all Blonde Jokes:

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these Blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at
5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy Parka and a leather jacket at the same time.

He goes over and asks her if she if OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket.


She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it Said...

You'll love this...

I know you will...

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"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."




January 15th, 2011  
rattler
 
 


Thanks for sharing...

I remember this (also blonde) girl friend of mine who always was walking in circles in the shower, until I found out that she thought she had to when washing her hair as the shamppo was called "Wash and Go" or something similar....

Rattler
January 16th, 2011  
Jilly
 
 
Good one.

*says the smart dark haired girl*
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The Grandmother of all Blonde Jokes
January 16th, 2011  
viper2007
 
 
Good one...
 


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