Grandma's boyfriend




 
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Grandma's boyfriend
 
October 2nd, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: Grandma's boyfriend


Grandma's boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the back side of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello son! Is your Grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."

The minister fainted.

October 2nd, 2005  
Italian Guy
 
 

Tomtom I love your jokes
October 3rd, 2005  
LIPS
 
 
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Grandma's boyfriend
October 3rd, 2005  
USAFAUX2004
 
 
Wow. Nice
October 3rd, 2005  
bulldogg
 
 
Good stuff.

October 4th, 2005  
MoRtArSnCaLiBeRs
 
wow thats great!!!! lol

MoRtArSnCaLiBeRs
October 9th, 2005  
Padre
 
 
That Minister mustn't be use to a Catholic flock
February 14th, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 
Bump...






Got this one in my email today.
February 14th, 2007  
JulesLee
 
 
Lolol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 14th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's great..