Grandma

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The Family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn in her wheelchair, where the celebrations for her 100th birthday were taking place.

Grandma couldn't speak very well but she would write notes when needed.
After a bit, Grandma started leaning to the right, so some family members straightened her up and stuffed pillows on her right to prop her up.

A short time later Grandma started leaning to the left and again, some members grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left side to prop her up..

Soon she started leaning forward and some family members again grabbed her and propped her up by tying a pillow around her waist..

A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and greeted her.. "Hi Grandma..you're looking lovely! How are they treating you?"

Grandma took out her notepad and wrote a note to the nephew :
"BASTARDS WON'T LET ME FART!!!!"
 
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