Grandma & birth control




 
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Boots
 
September 2nd, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: Grandma & birth control


The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.

As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?

"Yes, they help me sleep at night."

"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"

She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.

"Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks.................................And believe me, it helps me sleep at night."

You gotta like Grandma

September 3rd, 2005  
ghost457
 
 
thsoe clever old ladies.... hahaha
September 4th, 2005  
LIPS
 
 
that'll learn them
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Boots
May 23rd, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
hmmm.... ideas
May 27th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
what a wise grandma!
May 27th, 2007  
sunshine
 
 
lol wow thats great
May 28th, 2007  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Hahaha. Very nice, Grandma. LOL