tomtom22
Chief Engineer
[FONT="]GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!'
He slams the door and returns to bed.
'Who was that?' asked his wife.
'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers.
'Did you help him?' she asks.
'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]there!'
'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife. 'Can't you remember[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]about three[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!'
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]pounding[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]rain.
He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?'
'Yes,' comes back the answer.
'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband (soaking wet)
'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark.
'Where are you?' asks the husband..
'Over here on the swing!' replied the drunk. [/FONT]
[/FONT][FONT="]A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!'
He slams the door and returns to bed.
'Who was that?' asked his wife.
'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers.
'Did you help him?' she asks.
'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]there!'
'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife. 'Can't you remember[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]about three[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!'
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]pounding[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]rain.
He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?'
'Yes,' comes back the answer.
'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband (soaking wet)
'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark.
'Where are you?' asks the husband..
'Over here on the swing!' replied the drunk. [/FONT]
