The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
Good. You aren't welcome in the Tweed Club anyway.
That's ok, only wusses wear tweed, real men wear denim and they get the chicks.
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Good. You aren't welcome in the Tweed Club anyway.
A) I have no alcohol.
B) She wouldn't let me anyway.
C) I'm all out of condoms. (Meaning I started with zero, and still have zero.)
This is for the Tweed Suit club, a seperate more exclusive club.
Hang a minute, are you saying the Brit Pack has the same requirements? :shock: If so, I want to see proof that you and Highway Man can meet the requirements...
I remember the RAF issued condoms, they were made from truck tyres. Mine was stamped Dunlop Trak Grip 10-00x20.
You haven't seen theirs? :shock: Switch on the light next time
That's ok, only wusses wear tweed, real men wear denim and they get the chicks.
Poof.
A picture of Capt. Frogman in Brighton (I will have nightmares now)
Those shorts do nothing for your thighs at all CF.
Check out my bulge though!
Ah, that's where my boot socks went!
They were nowhere near your battered lunch, they were keeping peewee junior warm.
And she can't come... Mother says no.
New Year's Eve by myself... this sucks.
Your reputation precedes you then? :lol: I get that a lot.
I take it she's a young wimens then?
Feel free to share your New Year on here with me. :cheers: :drunkb:
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