Good news bad news

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The Pope contacted all of his Cardinals with the urgent message, "Get to Rome as quickly as you can!" Once there he assembled them and said, "I'm afraid I've got some good news and some bad news. First the good news; God spoke to me on the phone and told me that the world was going to end this Friday, and we should prepare our congregations."
"Excuse me, Your Holiness," queried a Cardinal, "If that is the good news, what could the bad news possibly be?
"He was phoning from Salt Lake City!"
 
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