The Golfing Sgt. Maj.




 
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June 4th, 2004  
lil Lt
 

Topic: The Golfing Sgt. Maj.


A pastor, a doctor and a Sergeant Major were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The Sergeant Major fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!" The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him. Hey, George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them." The Sergeant Major said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"
June 4th, 2004  
Redneck
 
 
Hail to the problem solvers, eh?
June 4th, 2004  
AFSteliga
 
 
That's some good stuff. I like that.
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June 5th, 2004  
Darkmb101
 
leave it to the marine to actually do something.
March 6th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's really good