Golf With A Nun

February 15th, 2006  

Topic: Golf With A Nun

A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said "SHIT, I missed."

The good Sister told him to watch his language.

On his next swing, he missed again.
"SHIT, I missed."

"Father, I'm not going to play with you if you keep swearing," the nun said tartly.

The priest promised to do better and the round continued. On the 4th tee, he misses again. The usual comment followed.

Sister is really mad now and says, "Father George, God is going to strike you dead if you keep swearing like that."

On the next tee, Father George swings and misses again. "SHIT, I missed."

A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of lightning comes out of the sky and strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks.

And from the sky comes a booming voice .......

"SHIT, I missed."

February 16th, 2006  
ahahahahaaa!! thats hilarious !
February 16th, 2006  
:P Hilarious!!!
February 16th, 2006  

Sister hadn't heard what GOLF stands for........Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden.
February 17th, 2006  
Good one tomtom.
October 28th, 2007  
Team Infidel

October 29th, 2007  
hahahahaha.........wasnt he lucky
October 29th, 2007  
That's a good one.
October 29th, 2007  
I don't know whether to laugh or confess my sins. LOL