Golf With A Nun




 
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February 15th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: Golf With A Nun


A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said "SHIT, I missed."

The good Sister told him to watch his language.

On his next swing, he missed again.
"SHIT, I missed."

"Father, I'm not going to play with you if you keep swearing," the nun said tartly.

The priest promised to do better and the round continued. On the 4th tee, he misses again. The usual comment followed.

Sister is really mad now and says, "Father George, God is going to strike you dead if you keep swearing like that."

On the next tee, Father George swings and misses again. "SHIT, I missed."

A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of lightning comes out of the sky and strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks.


And from the sky comes a booming voice .......

"SHIT, I missed."

February 16th, 2006  
MightyMacbeth
 
 
ahahahahaaa!! thats hilarious !
February 16th, 2006  
fronzz
 
 
:P Hilarious!!!
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February 16th, 2006  
Padre
 
 


Sister hadn't heard what GOLF stands for........Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden.
February 17th, 2006  
DolphinDancer
 
 
Good one tomtom.
October 28th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 






October 29th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
hahahahaha.........wasnt he lucky
October 29th, 2007  
AFSteliga
 
 
That's a good one.
October 29th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
I don't know whether to laugh or confess my sins. LOL