The Golden Toilet




 
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Boots
 
November 19th, 2004  
Darkmb101
 

Topic: The Golden Toilet


There once was this guy named Bob. One night Bob went to 5 bars, and at each he drank 5 or 6 beers.

After he finished, he really had to go to the john. So he asked the bartender where the bathroom was, and off he went to where he thought it was.

Later that night, Bob was laying in bed trying to go to sleep. Bob then recalled, "There was a golden toilet!!" Right then he got up and went out to find the special toilet. He had hit 5 bars that night, so he went to the first one, asked where the bathroom was, when he went and looked, there was no golden toilet.

This continued until he got to the last bar, he was really tired by then. So rather then going to look for the toilet himself, he asked the bartender, "Do you by any chance have a golden toilet here?" The bartender yelled to another person that was there, "Hey! I think I found the guy who crapped in the tuba!!!"
November 19th, 2004  
egoz
 
i like that one
November 19th, 2004  
Darcia
 
Thats funny.
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Boots
November 19th, 2004  
czarninakid
 
 
Jeez, I first read that one in Playboy in the 1960's and it's still going around.
November 19th, 2004  
Darkmb101
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by czarninakid
Jeez, I first read that one in Playboy in the 1960's and it's still going around.
i just revived it from the dead
December 3rd, 2004  
lewis9119
 
 
that is so funny.
March 19th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 




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Navy Boy
 
 
March 20th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
Nice one.
March 20th, 2006  
DolphinDancer