bulldogg
Milforum's Bouncer
Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country
Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old
blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal
and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his
every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very
first chance, they corner him and ask, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy
girlfriend?" Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"
They're knocked over, but continue to ask. "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?"
"I lied about my age", Bob replies.
"What, did you tell her you were only 50?"
Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."
Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old
blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal
and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his
every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very
first chance, they corner him and ask, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy
girlfriend?" Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"
They're knocked over, but continue to ask. "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?"
"I lied about my age", Bob replies.
"What, did you tell her you were only 50?"
Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."
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