going back to community college soon

September 26th, 2011  

Topic: going back to community college soon

Yup, I'm going back to community college soon. And if that b**ch Milhouse tries to convince my parents that I need to go to military school for discipline if I get bad grades, or if I even see her there, I will bust her kneecaps, break her ribs, and poo down her throat.

I'm not worried because I will just go back to the mental health court where I will go to a permanent mental hospital where they will lock me in a room and I can sleep all day until it is time to eat instead of sending me to prison which is what they would have done before if I didn't get transferred to the mental health court.
September 26th, 2011  
Seriously, the hilarious thing is I almost got sent to a military school once, but I lied and said I was retarded so they would think I had enough problems already and it worked. What a bunch of saps.

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