Is God...




 
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Is God...
 
July 3rd, 2006  
JulesLee
 
 

Topic: Is God...


Is God...
A nine year old boy asks his mother, "Is God male or female?"

After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well God is both male and female."

This confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"

"Well," she says, "God is both black and white."

This really confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"

Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to be consistent, the mother answers, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."

At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks... "Is Michael Jackson God?"
July 3rd, 2006  
MaKa9
 
 
AHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!

That one rocked!
July 4th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
 
 
I can see the little boy's face...hahaha
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Is God...
July 4th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Do you think God is offended?
July 4th, 2006  
Navy Boy
 
 
I hope God an't Michael Jackson because if he is Michael Jackson im going to hell.
July 4th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by tomtom22
Do you think God is offended?
To quote the great Carlos Mencia..."God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, just go to your local Wal-Mart and just LOOK AT PEOPLE!" hahaha
October 16th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's harsh.....
October 16th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
LOL........
October 16th, 2007  
Peddler
 
 
LOL very funny!!
October 16th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Very funny!! LOL
 


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