And God Said...




 
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And God Said...
 
April 30th, 2006  
Missileer
 
 

Topic: And God Said...


And God Said...
God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me."
Adam said, "gladly Lord, what do you want me to do?"

God said, "go down into that valley."
Adam asked, "what's a valley?"

God explained that to him and then said, "cross the river."
Adam asked, "what's a river?"

God explained that to him and then said, "go over to the hill."
Adam asked, "what's a hill?"

So God explained to Adam what a hill was.
Then He said, "on the other side of the hill, you will find a cave."

Adam asked, "what's a cave." After God explained, he said, "in the cave, you will find a Woman."

Adam asked, "what's a Woman?" So God explained that to him too.

Then God said, "I want you to reproduce."
Adam asked, "how do I do that?"

God first said, under his breath, "sheesh."
And then, just like everything else, God explained that too.

So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, over to the hill, into the cave and finds the Woman.

Then, in about five minutes, he was back.
God, his patience wearing thin, asked angrily, "what is it now?"

And Adam asked,
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"What's a headache?"
April 30th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
Nice one.
April 30th, 2006  
rotc boy
 
 
haha
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And God Said...
April 30th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Beat you to it, Missileer:
http://www.military-quotes.com/forum...light=headache
May 1st, 2006  
Missileer
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by tomtom22
Man, you are quick for an old guy.
May 1st, 2006  
bulldogg
 
 
HA!
Something about the kettle and pot...??
January 7th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's a good one