And God Said...

Missileer

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God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me."
Adam said, "gladly Lord, what do you want me to do?"

God said, "go down into that valley."
Adam asked, "what's a valley?"

God explained that to him and then said, "cross the river."
Adam asked, "what's a river?"

God explained that to him and then said, "go over to the hill."
Adam asked, "what's a hill?"

So God explained to Adam what a hill was.
Then He said, "on the other side of the hill, you will find a cave."

Adam asked, "what's a cave." After God explained, he said, "in the cave, you will find a Woman."

Adam asked, "what's a Woman?" So God explained that to him too.

Then God said, "I want you to reproduce."
Adam asked, "how do I do that?"

God first said, under his breath, "sheesh."
And then, just like everything else, God explained that too.

So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, over to the hill, into the cave and finds the Woman.

Then, in about five minutes, he was back.
God, his patience wearing thin, asked angrily, "what is it now?"

And Adam asked,
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"What's a headache?"
 
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