Lean mean female cadet
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a para is training for his 1st parachute jump. he gets told at 300ft pull red tag the para says"wot happens if that don't work?" the guy says" pull yellow tag once you reach 200ft" being inquisitive the para says "well wot happens if that still don't work?" the guys says" pull white tag at 100ft" the para feeling scared says "well still if that don't work.....?"
the guy says jus pray!!
the para jumps out and 300ft- red tag- NOTHING, 200ft -yellow tag-NOTHING 100ft- white tag NOTHING
Pray pray pray
so then a dark hand comes out the clouds and so lands the para
he says in relief" Thank god" and a dark foot comes out the clouds and squashes him!!
the guy says jus pray!!
the para jumps out and 300ft- red tag- NOTHING, 200ft -yellow tag-NOTHING 100ft- white tag NOTHING
Pray pray pray
so then a dark hand comes out the clouds and so lands the para
he says in relief" Thank god" and a dark foot comes out the clouds and squashes him!!
