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MY INFANTRY BATTALION conducted winter patrols of the Korean Demilitarized Zone. On a blustery morning, a senior officer known for his off-the-wall questions was inspecting an outgoing squad. "Private," he demanded of one soldier, "if you were on patrol and saw some tanks barreling over that ridge, what would you do?"
"Sir, I would call in a squadron of Apache attack helicopters," was the private's quick reply.
"Where in hell are you going to get a squadron of Apaches?"
"The same place you got your tanks, sir."
--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by 2nd Lt. Bob McAleer
Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
"Sir, I would call in a squadron of Apache attack helicopters," was the private's quick reply.
"Where in hell are you going to get a squadron of Apaches?"
"The same place you got your tanks, sir."
--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by 2nd Lt. Bob McAleer
Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.