GETTING A PENSION




 
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Boots
 
December 13th, 2004  
LIPS
 
 

Topic: GETTING A PENSION


GETTING A PENSION



A retired gentleman went to Centrelink office to apply for the Age Pension.

The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's
License to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home.

He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to
have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Age Pension application.

When he returned home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the Centrelink office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have got Disability Pension too."
December 13th, 2004  
AFSteliga
 
 
Hahaha.
December 14th, 2004  
rotc boy
 
 
lol, poor guy
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December 14th, 2004  
Darcia
 
Hahahaha....so sad in the end though.
December 14th, 2004  
Locke
 
 
lol
September 8th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 
Gee, I shouda tried that!
September 8th, 2005  
Missileer
 
 
See tomtom, we learn something useful everyday.
September 9th, 2005  
xander
 
 
lol