Gentle Thoughts for Today…




 
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August 20th, 2009  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: Gentle Thoughts for Today…



Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

A penny saved is a government oversight
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight; because by then your body
and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement..


He who hesitates is probably right.


Did you ever notice:
The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are ' XL.'

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.


If you can smile when things go wrong , you have someone in mind to blame.


The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.


There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.


Did you ever notice:
When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs.'

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.


The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.


Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way...
I've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved!

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.


Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.


First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then
,you forget to pull up your zipper.It's worse when you forget to pull it down.

Dear Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder, and your hand over my mouth...
Amen!!
August 21st, 2009  
sky2979
 
 
LOL...too cute....
August 24th, 2009  
jillyz12
 
 
Very profound stuff there.
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August 24th, 2009  
Jilly
 
 

Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.


August 24th, 2009  
senojekips
 
 
I resemble most of those remarks.
August 24th, 2009  
Secure What?
 
Lol that just made my morning, especially the one about a penny saved is a government oversight. Insta-classic
August 24th, 2009  
Team Infidel
 
 
August 27th, 2009  
Alenoor
 
 
Lol .
January 20th, 2010  
ctayfor
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by tomtom22


When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
Struck me really funny and I almost snorted the water I was sipping out my nose (Glad I didn't, though, that hurts).
January 15th, 2011  
Korean Seaboy
 
 
True, true....
 


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