The genie




 
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Boots
 
November 11th, 2004  
USAOwnz
 

Topic: The genie


A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object buried in the earth, which revealed itself to be an old bottle sealed with a cork. The man wrenched the cork free and, to his astonishment, there was a cloud of smoke and a clap of thunder. Standing before him was a genie.

"As a reward for freeing me, I shall grant you three wishes," said the genie, "But understand, whatever you wish for, your most hated enemy shall receive twice over."

The man's most hated enemy happened to be his next door neighbour, Jones. "Let's see. My first wish is..." He looked at his weather beaten bungalow, "...to live in a ten story luxury mansion.' The genie clapped his hands and suddenly his minute shack transformed into the most beautiful house he had ever laid eyes on. He heard a cry of astonishment from next door and looked over to see Jones standing in the doorway of his new twenty story mansion."Now I want fifty of the most beautiful women imaginable." said the man. There was a puff of smoke and his wish was granted. He was annoyed, however, to see Jones grinning and waving, surrounded by his own harem of 100 women, all twice as attractive.

"What is your final wish, Master?' asked the genie.

"I want to lose a testicle," said the man.
November 11th, 2004  
USAOwnz
 
"Well if I didn't want to harm my enemy in any way but emotionally, I would have wished like this

-20 Story Luxury Mansion
-100 most beautiful women imaginable
-get rid of half of what I just got" That's what I've would of done.
January 16th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Ouch.....
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Boots
January 16th, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 
January 17th, 2007  
JulesLee
 
 
lolol!!!
January 23rd, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's just funny stuff...
January 24th, 2007  
sunshine
 
 
i like USAOwnz's idea smart guy(or gal) there