A Petty Officer Second Class, a First Class, and a Chief are off the ship together for lunch. While crossing a park they come upon an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I can only grant three wishes, so I can give each of you just one."
"Me first!" says the Petty Officer Second Class. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, a beautiful woman at my side and not a care in the world." Poof! He's gone.
"Me next!" says the First Class. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas, and a beautiful woman." Poof! He's gone too.
"You're next," the Genie says to the Chief. The Chief cracks a nasty smile and says, "I want those two idiots back on the ship and turning-to, right after lunch."
"Me first!" says the Petty Officer Second Class. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, a beautiful woman at my side and not a care in the world." Poof! He's gone.
"Me next!" says the First Class. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas, and a beautiful woman." Poof! He's gone too.
"You're next," the Genie says to the Chief. The Chief cracks a nasty smile and says, "I want those two idiots back on the ship and turning-to, right after lunch."
