To all those who may be offended by this: You have thin skin - this is a joke!
Genesis of the Field Artillery
In the beginning, there was chaos, and the chaos was the
Infantry, the Queen of Battle. However, the Queen was alone. And fear was with the
Infantry, so she cried out unto the
Lord saying, "
Lord, save us for we are afraid!"
And the
Lord heard her grunts and set some of the
Infantry on beasts of burden, and these
He called
Cavalry, and the
Cavalry became
Armor. And when the
Lord saw what
He had done,
He laughed saying, "Well, you can't win them all!"
As time passed, the
Infantry and the
Armor again cried out unto the
Lord saying, "
Lord, save us, for we are afraid." The
Lord heard their cries and decided to end their weeping.
The
Lord said unto them, "I shall send unto you a race of men noble in heart and spirit." And the
Lord created the
Field Artillery, and named them the
King of Battle. And the
Lord said unto the
Infantry and the
Armor, "When it is dark, the
King shall light your way. And when you need smoke, there shall be smoke, and when you need it to rain down death and destruction upon the enemy, you shall have it."
And the
Lord gave the
King big guns and big bullets. And the
Infantry and the
Armorr were jealous, for they had none. And the
Lord gave the
Field Artillery rockets and missiles and nukes. And when the
Infantry and the
Armor saw this, they fell to their knees in awesome wonder, saying surely the
Lord is on the side of the
Field Artillery, the
King of Battle.
And the
Lord said, "
CHECK!"
And now abide
Infantry,
Armorand
Artillery, but the greatest of these is the
FIELD ARTILLERY! 8)